May 2013
8 posts
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May 20th
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Life is like getting double penetrated. It is painful at first, sometimes you bleed and sometimes you shit yourself. But after a while you get used to the pain and start to enjoy it.
May 16th
3 tags
thenaebyrd777: inhalers: tips for flirting: carve your number into a potato and roll it towards eligible females you wish to court with the fact that this would work on me has me concerned Do I roll it back with my number?
May 13th
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May 13th
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2 tags
May 13th
66,432 notes
4 tags
May 13th
323 notes
4 tags
May 11th
10,200 notes
5 tags
May 10th
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April 2013
9 posts
5 tags
Apr 16th
9 notes
2 tags
Apr 14th
1,878 notes
3 tags
Apr 14th
87 notes
5 tags
Apr 14th
109,183 notes
4 tags
Apr 14th
1,944 notes
5 tags
Apr 14th
4,241 notes
4 tags
Apr 14th
42 notes
3 tags
Apr 14th
1 note
3 tags
You know how you know you're depressed?
when you have layed on the spot on the couch since you’ve woken up and watched netflix all day.
Apr 14th
February 2013
1 post
flimzy: Last night I was drunk on your sadness  and now it is morning,  and I am hungover on your eyes please don’t leave  I don’t want to be sober again. 
Feb 24th
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January 2013
1 post
11 tags
Jan 18th
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December 2012
38 posts
4 tags
Dec 24th
1,768 notes
1 tag
Dec 24th
74,728 notes
2 tags
Dec 24th
7,818 notes
7 tags
Dec 23rd
3 notes
6 tags
Dec 23rd
1 note
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Dec 21st
1 note
8 tags
Dec 21st
91 notes
6 tags
rockstar111:
Dec 21st
10 notes
4 tags
Dec 21st
169 notes
10 tags
Dec 21st
14,195 notes
11 tags
Dec 21st
14,859 notes
8 tags
Dec 21st
1,129 notes
4 tags
Dec 21st
1 note
4 tags
i have problems
i just made a pre cocktail for my shopping cocktail. 
Dec 20th
2 notes
2 tags
Dec 20th
3,507 notes
5 tags
Dec 20th
41,883 notes
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Dec 18th
3 notes
6 tags
Dec 18th
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3 tags
Dec 14th
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Dec 13th
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Dec 13th
188 notes
5 tags
Dec 13th
56,509 notes
4 tags
Dec 13th
46 notes
4 tags
Dec 13th
8 tags
Dec 13th
30 notes
7 tags
Dec 13th
263,670 notes
4 tags
i need to tinkle
am i the only one that holds their pee till they are about to burst like a 40 year old virgin?
Dec 13th
1 note
5 tags
Dec 8th
692 notes
4 tags
Dec 7th
443 notes
1 tag
Dec 6th
3 notes
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Dec 6th
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