May 2013
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Life is like getting double penetrated.
It is painful at first, sometimes you bleed and sometimes you shit yourself. But after a while you get used to the pain and start to enjoy it.
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thenaebyrd777:
inhalers:
tips for flirting: carve your number into a potato and roll it towards eligible females you wish to court with
the fact that this would work on me has me concerned
Do I roll it back with my number?
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April 2013
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You know how you know you're depressed?
when you have layed on the spot on the couch since you’ve woken up and watched netflix all day.
February 2013
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flimzy:
Last night I was drunk on your sadness
and now it is morning,
and I am hungover on your eyes
please don’t leave
I don’t want to be sober again.
January 2013
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December 2012
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rockstar111:
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i have problems
i just made a pre cocktail for my shopping cocktail.
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i need to tinkle
am i the only one that holds their pee till they are about to burst like a 40 year old virgin?
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