fuck you.

(Source: smcd2)

when you have layed on the spot on the couch since you’ve woken up and watched netflix all day.

flimzy:

Last night I was drunk on your sadness 

and now it is morning, 

and I am hungover on your eyes

please don’t leave 

I don’t want to be sober again. 

(Source: incked, via buttholepoetry)

This is my best friend and aunt. We celebrated this day by being sober and gorging out on tons of food. We look so fucking good.

tumblrthecreator:

br4d:

CRYIN

tears :(

(Source: sick-sadd-world, via thebadboybass)

(Source: immiqrant, via thebadboybass)

I love this bitch.

(via thebadboybass)

we are filling it (five)

now. stick it in us, please. (seven)

the game begins now. (five)

and for those that do not get the paraenthis numbers, it’s a haiku. fuck you

bring the action.

my buzz is finally kicking in,

sorry for you, cunts,

Hate on me haters.

(Source: )

rockstar111:

best friends!

(Source: sickfeett)

OMILF

Old Man I’d Like To Fuck 

(Source: mrelbank, via shainabee)

can life get any sexier than this?

(via vicsecretmodels)